Though I willingly ate up this story when I was younger, the science just doesn’t back it up. Unable to control his need for seamen semen, Stewart proceeded to blow the whole crew, eventually filling his tummy with so much cum he collapsed and was rushed to the ER to get his stomach pumped. The story goes that Stewart was visiting a San Diego gay bar after a concert, when a large group of sailors came in. They wanted to put her in her place, and there’s no better way to ruin a woman’s reputation than to not just call her a slut, but a cum guzzler of epic proportions.Īlthough it’s near impossible to slut shame a man in the same way, there is one way to bring down guys who are drowning in pussy: Homophobia!įast-forward then to the early 1980s version of the rumor featuring gravelly-voiced white soul singer Rod Stewart. But the men who ran Hollywood were getting sick of her brazen sexual behavior. The first known version of this rumor actually dates all the way back to the Roaring Twenties and silent star Clara Bow, the original “It Girl.” Bow reportedly sucked off the entire USC football team numerous times, and was generally known for her off-screen sexual proclivities, which were frowned upon back in the day and made her an early tabloid favorite. The rumor that a big star was gobbling up cum like they were in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos has endured for a reason: It hits the rumor mill trifecta - it’s outrageously hot goss, it offers a cautionary tale and it’s super flexible, unbeholden to any one celebrity. He was a pretty boy with dick-sucking lips, after all. The dirtbag girls I smoked with in the courtyard at school pointed out the evidence to me. I remember being shocked when I first heard the story about Bon Jovi in the early 1990s. The names may change, but the overall story doesn’t: After a night of swallowing copious amounts of cum, the star collapses and is rushed to the hospital where they have to get their stomach pumped.
There is one in particular that has stood the test of time, and it was attributed to numerous stars throughout the decades, including David Bowie and Elton John in the 1970s, Rod Stewart in the 1980s, Jon Bon Jovi and Alanis Morissette in the 1990s and Britney Spears and Lil’ Kim in the early aughts. Throughout the long, sordid history of celebrity gossip and rumors, it doesn’t get juicier than a hush-hush scandal involving one of the biggest stars of the day being rushed to the ER after performing a lurid sex act.